Abusing Friendz

Last wednesday night, I've been a bad bad boy. Lemme put y'all into context; I invited my friend Mike over for dinner to catch up with our summers and thus, lives since we hadn't seen each other for about two months or more. We had been sexting (the new trend among young folks) each other for a while and I thought we'd be making these sex-texts come to live. It seemed as clear as mud to me that